My father left to go on a business trip without telling me beforehand and I got really pissed about that. So I decided to go on a trip myself and went to visit my girlfriend. Now after about a week, I'm back.
Here's a list of the things that I did NOT do:
- Kill myself/get murdered/eaten/blown up/die in general
- Elope with my girlfriend
- Participate in incestual activities
- Start a cult
- Get in trouble with the RIAA
- Try to become a "Pokemon Master"
- Try to find the Fountain of Youth
- Meet some rabbit
- Engage in illegal activities
- GET LOST BECAUSE I'M SMALL
- Win the lottery
- Get abducted by aliens
- Become a prostitute
- Join the circus
- Start a boy band
- Go chasing after my father
You are all FUCKED IN THE HEAD. Honestly.